Quote by Ogden Nash

“It’s the old elephant hunter joke, where a guy asserts he’s the local elephant hunter, you respond that there aren’t any elephants around there,…

— Ryk E. Spoor

“When someone tries to put you back into a box from which you’ve already escaped, you might recall a line from the Indian poet…

— Sue Monk Kidd

“An elephant trumpeted, raising its trunk into the sky, as they flew overhead. To the untrained eye, it seemed like a greeting. But Cecilia,…

— Brian Falkner

“Life blew in gusts from the hole in the side of the elephant with a rank smell and a comic flatulence.”

— Michael Chabon

“squirrel is in a pine tree, when all of a sudden, it starts shaking. He looks down, and sees an elephant climbing the tree.…

— Adrian McKinty

“A puma is not a bird," said Tobias, after a hundred paces. "It is a kind of cat - felis concolor. You may see…

— Patrick O'Brian

The world rests upon a turtle, which itself stands on the back of an elephant!” Alek tried not to laugh. “Then what does the…

— Scott Westerfeld

“A woman from the Hunan Province told it to me,” said Charon. “Once upon a time a stranger came to a remote village with…

— William Ritter

“Peanut: Just last week I was lying in bed and I woke up sobbing 'I will never be happy until we return to SA-NA-TA-ANA!'…

— Jeff Dunham

“But yet, but yet . . . the night he died, they [the elephants] were right there outside his house. And they came every…

— Lawrence Anthony

“The six elephants stood, roped each by the foreleg side by side in the vast thirty-foot tent put up several days since for their…

— Dorothy Dunnett

“Those ever more frequent nights when his loneliness became unbearable and he took solace in wine he would sometimes stand outside his tent holding…

— Ernest K. Gann