I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The doctor gets you when you're born, The preacher, when you marry, And the lawyer lurks with costly clerks If too much… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious that gold.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
