Funny Quote by Ogden Nash Download Open image “I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.” — Ogden Nash ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Men Rocks
“Let me make a clean breast of it here, and frankly admit that I kept but sorry guard. With the problem of the universe… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“Blessed are the waves that wash the mariner upon the rock of salvation!” — Charles H. Spurgeon Copy Share Image
A great rock is not disturbed by the wind; the mind of a wise man is not disturbed by either honor or abuse. — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
And I will now rock the brown basin from side to side so that my ships may ride the waves. Some will founder. Some… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
Listen, O drop, give yourself up without regret, and in exchange gain the Ocean. Listen, O drop, bestow upon yourself this honor, and in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the vessel of our soul is still tossed with winds and storms, let us awake the Lord, who reposes in it, and He… — Brother Lawrence Copy Share Image
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious that gold.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
