A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper,… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with. And with whom they breakfast with and sup with.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle, And it is the result of a certain turbulence in… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up." ~Happy… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Come live with me and be my love And we will all the pleasures prove Of a marriage conducted with economy In… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious that gold.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
