Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A Cough is something that you yourself can't help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull. / Suppose you were, you silly seagull.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Life has a tendency to obfuscate and bewilder, Such as fating us to spend the first part of our lives being embarrassed… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
It is my duty, gentlemen, to inform you that women are dictators all, and I recommend to you this moral: In real… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze, And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious that gold.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
