I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with. And with whom they breakfast with and sup with.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us,… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
So I think there is one rule every host and hostess ought to keep with the comb and nail file and bicarbonate… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious that gold.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
