“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when it seems Ive married one of Shakespeares… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“It's my own dream, I dreamt it, I dreamt that my hair was kempt, then I dremat my true love unkempt it.” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up." ~Happy… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Come live with me and be my love And we will all the pleasures prove Of a marriage conducted with economy In… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious that gold.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
