Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naïve. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious that gold.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
