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“squirrel is in a pine tree, when all of a sudden, it starts shaking. He looks down, and sees an elephant climbing the tree.…

— Adrian McKinty

“An elephant walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “What can I get for you?” The elephant replies, “Sex on the beach, please.”…

— Jarod Kintz

“It is the tame elephants who enjoy capturing the wild ones.”

— George Bernard Shaw

“The white hunter was laughing happily, his adoring girl was open-mouthed in admiration for his nerve, I was sweating with dismay and outrage, and…

— Martha Gellhorn

“People like old elephants better than sewers and fire engines.”

— Haruki Murakami

“What if you like the elephant were gone to the place you were meant, after all, to be?”

— Kate DiCamillo

“How much does an elephant weigh? ”

— Rhonda Patton

“It's a joke in the zoo business, a weary joke, that the paperwork involved in trading a shrew weighs more than an elephant, that…

— Yann Martel

“Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?”

— Lexi Blake

“An elephant trumpeted, raising its trunk into the sky, as they flew overhead. To the untrained eye, it seemed like a greeting. But Cecilia,…

— Brian Falkner

The world rests upon a turtle, which itself stands on the back of an elephant!” Alek tried not to laugh. “Then what does the…

— Scott Westerfeld

“When an elephant walks, it kills many small creatures; when we walk, we kill many small creatures; we are all random killers!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan