Joke Quote by Mackenzi Lee

“It’s hard to hold a conversation with people when you’re not seeing them.”

— Dale Ludwig and Greg Owen-Boger

“We look at each other with shy relief. It's the look two odd socks give when they recognise each other in the wild.”

— Fiona Wood

“That was *not* a joke, she said in mock disapproval. So you have no business to laugh. It is very sad when people don't…

— D.E. Stevenson

“Your very presence makes other people feel awkward. You stand out when in fact you'd rather not.”

— Rachel Hartman

“No one knows how another person feels in private.”

— Whitney Otto

“It seemed like a joke, how much all of these dudes looked alike, like living was so hard it just erased your features, rubbed…

— Gillian Flynn

“Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It’s scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around.”

— Tina Fey

“When you’re single it can seem like everyone else comes in pairs.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“The best jokes are often only understood by one other person.”

— Barry Humphries

“I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It's a weakness of mine.”

— Matthew Norman

“Just because you do not know how they look like, doesn’t mean you cannot see them.”

— A.D.Y. Howle

“The only thing you could do was smile from the corner they’d backed you into. Implicate yourself in the joke even if the joke…

— Emma Cline