My favorite show tune has got to be Stephen Sondheim's 'I Remember Sky.' It's probably the saddest song of all time; I… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
There is only so many times you can say, 'Trump tweeted something that was bad.' That is not a joke to me. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I understand, a joke can fall flat, I can't always hit them out of the park and I can apologize when I… — Dorit Kemsley Copy Share Image
I had this website that, at one point, I listed myself as 'actor, writer, comedian, and fart enthusiast' just because I thought… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Sometimes my brother and I - we're twins, and sometimes we joke that we're like a two-headed monster. We can be hard… — Aaron Dessner Copy Share Image
There's this joke that Anna Drezen wrote for Melissa Villasenor, where Melissa plays every teen-girl murder suspect on Law & Order.' And… — Bowen Yang Copy Share Image
I love musical theater so much. When done right, I think comedy songs can be the most efficient form of joke delivery.… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
A guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isnt fully… — Theophilus Copy Share Image
'A Death in the Gunj' is set in 1979 and we had to mute a joke that referred to Indira Gandhi. The… — Konkona Sen Sharma Copy Share Image
Implying women are too weak to take a joke is *implicitlty* sexist, and ridiculous. — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
I feel like comedy is only respected on the highest level, and on every other level, it's like a joke, like, 'Ugh… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
When you become fluent with language, it means you can write an entry in your journal or tell a joke to someone… — Mitchel Resnick Copy Share Image
I do sometimes joke that I'm Tarzan and Ben's Jane when it comes to dealing with spiders or if there's dead things… — Sara Cox Copy Share Image
I was watching tennis on TV, and between games, they were showing a commercial for a tennis school. I wrote down the… — Ana Ivanovic Copy Share Image
I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah!… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It's now become a joke in my family that as soon as I finish a job, I'm on a loop saying, 'I'm… — Nicola Walker Copy Share Image
Courtney Love is so famous among journalists for her loquaciousness that the joke is that you don't have to worry about questions… — Robert Hilburn Copy Share Image
“Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
To convince another part of the world that Bollywood is not just jokers who break into song and dance was very difficult.… — Priyanka Chopra Copy Share Image
I often joke with my husband and say to him, 'You know I have two theatre degrees, right? That's all I know… — Deborah Joy Winans Copy Share Image
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, I slept with your mother!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's what's great about standup comedy: the instant feedback. You get up on stage, you tell a joke, if it doesn't work,… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
