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I got into darts from watching on TV, and I used to joke with my friends, 'I could do that, I could… — John Part Copy Share Image
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“back, showed me the missing battery. "Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo," which was the punchline to the funniest Spanish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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High school wasn't a trial by fire or some ordeal that had to be survived. It was all a big joke. You… — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
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Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration,… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I know that I'll joke around to the last minute I get in the car. But once the helmet's on - it's… — Daniel Ricciardo Copy Share Image
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