Joke Quote by Jesy Nelson

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he…

— Carlos Mencia

I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the…

— Bill Nighy

We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling.

— Lee Mack

I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?' and…

— Ricky Gervais

Westminster is no joke. I took some tough classes there. It prepared me for a tough career.

— Brooke Baldwin

If there's something tender going on like that, I can't make up a joke and put it on Twitter.

— Lucy Beaumont

There were guys in 'The State' who would take one script and rewrite it and rewrite it and rewrite it and fight for it…

— Robert Ben Garant

I remember I would always joke among my friends about a remake of 'Point Break'. I would say, 'You know what? Whenever there's a…

— Edgar Ramirez

“Once I knew what I was doing I was there and with it; I had the total knowing. I Googled God and orgasmed At…

— Initially NO

I sometimes say things for a joke, and they are picked up the wrong way.

— Brenda Fricker

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

— Jimmy Carr

I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire.

— Sara Blakely