There used to be such a thing as a sick joke, or laughing at misfortune, because comedy and laughter are a way… — Limmy Copy Share Image
At one point, they offered me this part to play a drug-dealing, gun-selling butch lady. I don't know how to describe her… — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
You don't really get it from NASCAR that they want you to be the bad guy or the good guy. They'll kind… — Kyle Busch Copy Share Image
Everyone's life would be improved if they do could one great magic trick. And tell one great joke, play one tune on… — Harry Anderson Copy Share Image
I grew up, as I joke around, in the 'People's Republic of Charlestown' in the city of Boston. And I was blessed… — Jonathan Tucker Copy Share Image
In the India I was growing up in, history wasn't really a wise career option. People would joke and say, 'History's okay,… — Amish Tripathi Copy Share Image
The producers want us to sell, sell, sell. That's my little joke. That's what we do by day; by night, we're artists. — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
“I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am.” — Gustave Eiffel Copy Share Image
For sure there's that old stigma, like the joke: 'What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.'… — Josh Freese Copy Share Image
No Barstool writer has ever said or written one thing out of hate or anger. It's always to get a joke. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
“You are where your brain is but not where a front-page headline is.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
To me, my favorite joke on a stand-up special is when someone says something and you go, 'Oh my God, I've been… — Finneas Copy Share Image
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Music was going to be my thing. Was I going to make a living at it? That was kind of a joke.… — Duff McKagan Copy Share Image
My friends are people who like building cool stuff. We always have this joke about people who want to just start companies… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
I like the rhythm of comedy in dramas, if that makes sense. In other words, I don't want to write setup, punch,… — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
Sometimes I can't think of a better way to end my day than coming home and just strumming my ukulele for a… — Jake Shimabukuro Copy Share Image
“You'll have to excuse Zo's manners. She was raised by a group of indigenous swamp wallabies and is at times uncomfortable conversing… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
The one thing I think I've noticed about shows that are supposed to be funny on television is that they've sort of… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
“Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The fact is, the Middle East has been going crazy for 50, 60, 70 years. So it's not like, 'Oh, I need… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I don't spend much on myself. It's a bit of a joke within the family. — Chris de Burgh Copy Share Image
