Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
That moment when you tell a joke but no one hears you except one person who repeats it louder and makes everyone… — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
I mean, I've had stuff done with my ribs before, cartilage separated, broken stuff. It's no joke, man. It just sucks. — Chad Mendes Copy Share Image
To be perfectly honest with you, I think that The Darkness is a joke, and that's, unfortunately, exactly what the world wants. — David Draiman Copy Share Image
A lot of women say, 'I look good thanks to magic creams,' but that's a joke. — Brigitte Nielsen Copy Share Image
A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.' — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
...My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I receive underwear - some clean, some not. No joke. My assistant who helps me with my fan mail constantly threatens to… — Alex O'Loughlin Copy Share Image
My Twitter is a joke toilet, and I filter all these old, cringe-y parts of my brother and my childhood through that… — Cole Sprouse Copy Share Image
I can pretty much make a joke out of any situation, I'm quick on my feet and I love to laugh. I… — Lizzie Velasquez Copy Share Image
First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that's a joke… — Norman Schwarzkopf Copy Share Image
My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
My joke is that three black people watch 'The Daily Show' at any given time. So if I'm watching it, that counts,… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
Brian Posehn went up at 4:45 in the morning. And he gets lost at a certain point. I don't know if we… — B. J. Porter Copy Share Image
“I will kill you. I don’t want to, but I will,” he said, cocking the hammer. “Do you really want to kill… — Andrew Kaplan Copy Share Image
Here's the thing, with comedy - and I learned this from Will Ferrell - you can't be ashamed. If you're doing comedy,… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
Best Love song by a software engineer very funny must read - kal jab mile the… To dil mein hua ek sound.… — AB Copy Share Image
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every… — Mark Copy Share Image
People were saying I had jaw surgery to have a jawline. That's funny to me because I'm like... use your... brain. If… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
At one point, they offered me this part to play a drug-dealing, gun-selling butch lady. I don't know how to describe her… — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you three doing?" I clutch my chest and try to calm my heart. I had asked for privacy.… — Rory Miles Copy Share Image
“I'm joking," She said to the group. Ah, the joking defense. The tried and true excuse for bullies everywhere.” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
I always joke that, at any given time, I'm supposed to be at two other places. — Virgil Abloh Copy Share Image
“Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
In television, there are so many things between you making a joke and the audience seeing it. It's like an assault course. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves. — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
I can tell how honest a joke is or how true a joke is by how fast the laughs come. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun because they get every joke, they smile, they laugh so much; it's a great… — Jet Li Copy Share Image
I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which… — Sachin Tendulkar Copy Share Image
“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemmingway and not seen the joke? — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I make cameos in all my movies for no particular reason other than a joke. It's just a Hitchcock thing. — Peter Jackson Copy Share Image
The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldn't get any roles other than as somebody dark. — Felicity Kendal Copy Share Image
