“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There's clearly humor that goes too far and humor that is violative, and we are engaged in our humor in a complex… — Andrew Hudgins Copy Share Image
Homework's hard. Especially math. My kids joke with me. They tell me they have homework. I say, 'Okay.' And then I sit… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
When I'm on the court, I don't smile, I don't joke, I'm not friends with anybody. — Serge Ibaka Copy Share Image
I took my daughters to see Plastic Ono Band at the Orpheum in L.A. in 2012. It was an amazing experience because… — Pamela Adlon Copy Share Image
I know what is funny coming out of my mouth and what is not funny coming out of my mouth. You have… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
Where 'Boy Meets Girl' succeeds so brilliantly is it does make people think about something different and it doesn't make being transgender… — Rebecca Root Copy Share Image
It's funny you can pretty much substitute the same actors in that top tier, whether it's a Chris Evans or a Chris… — Tamlyn Tomita Copy Share Image
“An Irishman walks into a pub,” she begins and the bar went silent. “The bartender asks him, ‘What'll you have?’” Her Irish… — Fisher Amelie Copy Share Image
A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of… — Alison Jackson Copy Share Image
Following well-established national security screening procedures and accurately informing Congress about them is not a joke or a political game. It is… — Raja Krishnamoorthi Copy Share Image
When I tell a joke, I don't think about who's listening to it. I tell the jokes I think are funny. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
The sassy black woman who can land a good joke was sort of my go-to audition. Or playing a struggling mother. — Danielle Brooks Copy Share Image
I always loved jokes. It's such a dumb, facile thing to say, but it's true. I remember being a kid and getting… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
There's a lot of different styles of hypnosis. There's conversational hypnosis, which, even though we joke about it, politicians use conversational hypnosis.… — Keith Barry Copy Share Image
I think when people mean that Discworld books have become darker they really mean the series is growing up. In 'The Colour… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I definitely have friends who gave me a tag for a joke I already had. Like, 'Here's another line.' A tag is,… — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
“I saw two birds having dangerously kinky sex on the main road, while several cars ran above them just missing the sparrows’… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
Me and the Rock do look a lot alike, and we're a similar build - that was a joke, by the way. — Alex Wolff Copy Share Image
Howard Stern gave me the best advice about Twitter and the N word. He said maybe onstage people get the intention behind… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Architects have big egos. We like to think we're creating the pyramids and they're going to be around for thousands of years.… — Peter Marino Copy Share Image
I joke, but only half joke, that if you show up in an American hospital missing a finger, no one will believe… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
