Filthy Quote by Paul Provenza Download Open image “We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!” — Paul Provenza ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Filthy Jokes Structure
To know how to structure the joke perfectly so that the narrative information is given in the right tempo, in just the right dose… — David Salle Copy Share Image
The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that the company… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I don't see much point in doing things for a pure joke. Every now and then you need a joke, but not so much… — A. S. Byatt Copy Share Image
What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think. — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
It is rare for a joke to emerge fully formed and it is worth grafting away until it is absolutely right. Though perversely too… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
Dirty joke! Timmy fell in mud. Clean joke! Timmy played with bubbles in the bath. Dirty part of Clean joke! Bubbles was the girl… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The joke is the purest, most essential form of storytelling. Every word has to count. — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Some performers are brilliant comedians, some are genius musicians, and some just make you happy to be alive. THE BOBS are all of that… — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes… — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
I actually had to leave the country for infractions to fall off my record. — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's… — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz… — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so… — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
There is no democrats or republicans, right or left, red state or blue state. We are all one. And we are all unified against… — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
How many impressionist painters painted the same damned thing? How many actors have played the same part in renditions of a play or dancers… — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I… — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
No one can tell the difference between a clone and a human. That's because there isn't any difference. The idea of clones being inferior… — Nancy Farmer Copy Share Image
“Show me a filthy public restroom and I’ll show you a society where discipline and order have broken down.” — Lourd Ernest H. de Veyra Copy Share Image
Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Much of the same sort of degraded and filthy talk can still be heard among the orc-minded; dreary and repetitive with hatred and contempt,… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
A woman with cut hair is a filthy spectacle, and much like a monsterit being natural and comely to women to nourish their hair,… — William Prynne Copy Share Image
Thank God that at this hour I am dangerous to the war profiteers of this country who rob the people on the one hand,… — Kate Richards O'Hare Copy Share Image
Good God, man, what is that smell?" He eyed with disgust the doctor's filthy cloak. "Life," answered the doctor. — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
Every child was taught from his cradle that money was Mammon, the chief agent of the flesh and the devil. As he grew up… — Rebecca Harding Davis Copy Share Image
In harmony with the Tao, the sky is clear and spacious, the earth is solid and full, all creature flourish together, content with the… — Laozi Copy Share Image
In her glamorous quest for the darkest light and the lowest high, she now found herself wallowing on the bottom of a filthy garbage… — Terri Blackstock Copy Share Image
And loneliness. I should say something of loneliness. The panic, the sweeping hysteria that comes not when you are without others, but when you… — Hilary Thayer Hamann Copy Share Image
I wasn't trying to be a role model with 'The Dutchess,' but suddenly, seeing little girls in the audience with their moms made me… — Fergie Copy Share Image