Beer Quote by Ted Danson

it sucks to get old...but there's always beer

— James Rollins

“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between”

— Various

When the beer goes in strange things come out!..

— Anonymous

You've no idea how good an old joke sounds when you take it out again after a rest of five or six hundred years.

— Anonymous

“cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm.”

— Various

People always ask us, 'Hey, is there going to be a 'Beerfest 2'?' I don't know if I have another beer joke in me.

— Jay Chandrasekhar

“May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

When I started having a couple of beers and loosening up, I realized how many years I had wasted going back to my hotel…

— Bradford Cox

If I hadn't been a drunkard, I probably would have committed suicide long ago.

— Charles Bukowski

But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986).

— Corey Haim

Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.

— Ellen Kushner

Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.

— Norm MacDonald