Bad life Quote by Norm MacDonald Download Open image “Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.” — Norm MacDonald ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bad life Beer Dirty work Life Matter Note to self Notes Self
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! — Louis Untermeyer Copy Share Image
“I have done good things in life. I have done bad things in life. But the beer has tasted great during both.” — Thurman P. Banks Jr Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things,… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
In theatres, you're kind of disconnected. Also, it's way too big for the likes of me. Unless you're Robin Williams or someone that can… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
So much in L.A. is waiting. It's so irritating. That's what's good about stand-up. You can go away, and you don't have to sit… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can't talk about it enough. They even got poems. They'll say, 'It's not the… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine, Nor age so eat up my invention, Nor fortune made such havoc of my… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Dr. Armonson stitched up her wrist wounds. Within five minutes of the transfusion he declared her out of danger. Chucking her under the chin,… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
You can't litter negativity everywhere and then wonder why you've got a trashy life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The worst feeling in the world hands down is hopelessness, although it is not the only bad feeling. Other bad feelings include death of… — Matt Frisch Copy Share Image
We are not given a good life or a bad life. We are given a life. It's up to us to make it good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have too accept the fact if we change for better and leave a bad lifestyle that we was born in or we create… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're not going to waste our valuable space or your precious energy by giving equal time to stories of tragedy, failure, and tumult. They… — Rob Brezsny Copy Share Image
If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour of Heaven… — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
I am, of course, a frustrated rock star - I'd much rather be a rock star than a writer. Or own a record shop.… — Ian Rankin Copy Share Image
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