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But hey, when you live in Watts, you need a little smack to get by, you know what I mean? You need… — Jerry Garcia Copy Share Image
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I love sitting down with my friends at dinner and actually telling them a story, as opposed to going, "Hey, did you… — Tyler Hoechlin Copy Share Image
My hero is me. Why? Because I was a poor little kid who was told, 'Hey stupid, can't you speak English?' Now… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
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Governor Gray Davis has asked the California state Supreme Court to delay the October recall vote because he says that's not enough… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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Fathers and sons are natural enemies. Look at any species. Shark, sees his father in the water, he's not thinking, Hey dad,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I don't do my show for critics. Early on I did, because I'm a nice guy and I like to be liked… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Putting on your crown is really like accepting the fact that you are a queen. You're a great woman. Wherever you are… — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
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People used to ask me, 'What do you reckon you'll be doing when you're 40?', and I told 'em 'rocking out and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever Percy stopped by to see [Annabeth], she was so lost in thought that the conversation went something like this: Percy: 'Hey,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Does everybody have their WWJD bracelets on? 'Cause I was wearing my bracelet recently, and I was in the movie theater, and… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I was in a store in Halifax, Nova Scotia that I love, sort of like an environmental friendly sort of store. But… — Ellen Page Copy Share Image
Everything we think we know is really only perceived by our senses,' he explains patiently. 'The sounds we hear are just waves… — Wendy Mass Copy Share Image
Hey Atticus, do me a quick favour before we go? its easy. Sure. What is it? Hold Granuailes staff for just a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
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