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Hey, I used to eat at McDonald's: I liked the taste of the food, especially the French fries. — Eric Schlosser Copy Share Image
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The Trojans lost the war because they fell for a really dumb trick. hey, there's a gigantic wooden horse outside and all… — Adam C. Engst Copy Share Image
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People would say to me, “Hey man, you look just like Paul McCartney”, and I'd say: “I wish I had his money!” — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
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