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She probably gave up and started playing Minesweeper." [...] We reached the cafe and found Sydney bent over her laptop, with a… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
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![“Our leadership [in Microsoft ] has that - "hey, we are the best in certain ways," and so we get the best people. That any kind of positive dynamic is quite good, so I love what's going on there, it's fun.” quote by Bill Gates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c78/bill-gates-137_certain_our-leadership-in-microsoft-has-that-hey_637466.jpg)
![“In fact, when you try to use [Hans Rosling] data to predict the future, all sorts of problems arise. But what it does do is say, hey, just catch your breath a minute and see what's really been going on. We do have reason to feel good about the fact we've made progress.” quote by Keith Devlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/1a8/keith-devlin-19829_arise_in-fact-when-you-try-to-use-hans-rosling_1084549.jpg)
![“I'm quite honored by it. They [people] tell me that , 'If it hadn't of been for you, I wouldn't have played drums.' Hey, don't blame me, I was just up there doing my stuff. So no, I never take it as any real pressure.” quote by Ringo Starr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/cfa/ringo-starr-3090_blame_i-m-quite-honored-by-it-they-people-tell_149082.jpg)
![“She probably gave up and started playing Minesweeper." [...] We reached the cafe and found Sydney bent over her laptop, with a barely eaten Danish and what was probably her fourth cup of coffee. We slid into seats beside her. "How's it—hey! You ARE playing Minesweeper!” quote by Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/65a/richelle-mead-46_bent_she-probably-gave-up-and-started-playing_2996588.jpg)
![“I used to try to play like [Miles Davis], and Miles caught me copying him one night at Birdland. He said, 'Hey man, why don't you play some of your own stuff.' So, I finally did, because I had copied all his solos.” quote by Freddie Hubbard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d23/freddie-hubbard-25585_caught_i-used-to-try-to-play-like-miles-davis-a_232770.jpg)
