I?m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
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I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
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Nobody thinks of themselves as sexy, really. Some days you go, 'Hey, I'm not going too bad today.' But if you try… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I hate to blow the mystique, but at the time we really liked bubblegum music, and we really liked the Bay City… — Joey Ramone Copy Share Image
Today I saw a guy who looked like me in a funhouse mirror. He looked at me like, Hey, that's how I… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
When people say, 'Hey, wanna come to our house for dinner?' I say, 'Yeah, what should I bring?' They say, 'How about… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
Hey I think the urban meyer rule is in effect right now, When the going gets tough..QUIT. — Maurice Jones-Drew Copy Share Image
I feel blessed to have an opportunity to try out for a second Olympics team and if it doesn't work out, hey… — Alicia Sacramone Copy Share Image
Working in a situation with men and women, and seeing women take on roles equal to the roles taken by men made… — Julian Bond Copy Share Image
He [Donald Trump] found that sweet spot in the Republican Party, just politically, where you had the rest of the party saying… — Steve Kornacki Copy Share Image
I actually had nuggets and mostly Asian food when I was at the Olympics. But as soon as I got back to… — Usain Bolt Copy Share Image
John McCain is now openly endorsing the policies of the Bush-Cheney White House and promising to actually continue the same policies over… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
Hey, bro...So there's like 7,000 paparazzi outside. Maybe two of you guys can roll over, and one of you can grab the… — Adam Levine Copy Share Image
You just walk over there and into the office and say, 'Hey, be my prom date,'" he said. "It's that simple. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I'm so sorry," I whisper. I lean forward and kiss him. His eyelashes flutter and he looks at me through a haze… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I get to go to work and FaceTime my friends and family and go, "Hey, I'm just showing you around my spaceship!"… — Arthur Darvill Copy Share Image