Acting Quote by Mitch Hedberg

“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)”

— Jarod Kintz

If I was a spy, I would have a watch that would cloak me in invisibility.

— Kyle

“Pepper spray? I’ve tracked you all over the world and that’s what’s going to stop me—pepper spray.”

— C.J. Roberts

“Get to your dusting, slave-girl. We vacationing men will take over the sleuthing!”

— Julie Campbell

The Spy Act strikes a right balance between preserving legitimate and benign uses of this technology, while still, at the same time, protecting unwitting…

— Cliff Stearns

“Eli: You know what's good about no soap, you can smell a hijacker from a mile away! Hijack Leader: I am impressed, this man…

— Book of Eli Movie

“How do you wash off what can't be seen?”

— Anonymous

I'm never trying to be commercial or accessible, or saying "let's do this weird stuff, but at the same time we gotta do this…

— John Britt Daniel

Slightly embarrassing admission: Even when I was a kid, I used to have these little spy books, and I would, like, see what everybody…

— Heather Brooke

You don't need to air your dirty laundry, you don't need to trust everyone.

— Shanna Moakler

“There are things spies often carry with them: pocket litter, fake IDs, and the occasional weapon-slash-camera-slash-hair accessory. But the heaviest things, I think, are…

— Ally Carter

Everybody calls everybody a spy, secretly, in Russia, and everybody is under surveillance. You never feel safe.

— Agnes Smedley