Created a word game to play with a person you're fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says,… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I was just teasing," I say. "I myself don't like to eat plain butter, but hey, it's a free world. — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy, someone that knows the meaning of hey, hit the highway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
My my, hey hey... Rock and roll is here to stay. Hey hey, my my... Rock and roll will never die. — Neil Young Copy Share Image
Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Hey, we've all got problems, chum. I'm overly talkative. You look like a field of buttercups in a suit. — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
My first real showbiz job was on a Nickelodeon show called 'Hey, Dude.' That was my first real paid scriptwriting job. — Graham Yost Copy Share Image
I feel like I am a lot of who I am because I watched these shows that said it was okay to… — Mae Whitman Copy Share Image
Prior to 'The Shield,' basic cable was just a wasteland of reruns and NASCAR. When we came along, I think there was… — Michael Chiklis Copy Share Image
Resents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
Nobody says, hey men should not drink. It's all about women must dress differently, women must walk differently, women must drink differently.… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
At the time of starting this band I was listening to tons of death metal. However, the bands that made me want… — Mitch Lucker Copy Share Image
I think people need housing. And there's empty buildings, I think people should live in there. If you want to call them… — Al Lewis Copy Share Image
Rachel: You're a half-blood, too? Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about? Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
In middle school, my friends decided I was weird, and they didn’t like my hair. They ditched me and talked behind my… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
So instead she settled on, "Did my father put you up to this?" Hale exhaled a quick laugh and shook his head.… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
The fact that used cars is our largest category is a good example. We would not have sat in a conference room… — Meg Whitman Copy Share Image
I'm half-Mexican - get used to it 'cause in about five to 10 years, you're all gonna be related to one. Whether… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The computer beeped as the upload completed. A moment later, Ian Kabra appeared on the screen. Dan was surprised. "Hey, Ian, isn't… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
The cold rain came down in buckets. I was shaking, shivering, and naked, and more soap was getting into my eyes. But… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme! — Kurt Angle Copy Share Image
Hey, its not much of a closet is it?" "No. Its not. I don't like closets. Life's to short to spend hiding… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
A new day is a new life. New week, new day and new life. Try to do something new in your life… — Zakaria Copy Share Image
I was a late bloomer. I'm not one of those girls who's like, "I love my body! Hey, everybody, come look at… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
I think one of the nicest things that we created as a generation was just the fact that we could say, 'Hey,… — Nikki Giovanni Copy Share Image
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
White girls tell me Hey Nicki your camp rules! Is that why you get more head than shampoos? — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
As a business you should probably be examining, hey, is this the type of message we want to send? — Chris Kluwe Copy Share Image
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I just don't want you to feel uncomfortable about this," he says. Say: "Hey. I am a very cool person. I am… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
It deserves and warrants conversation because somebody is saying, 'Hey, this offends me,' — Darrell Green Copy Share Image
I smirk as Peter misses again. I can't help myself. "Hey, Peter," I say, " Remember what a target is? — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Oh, no, a leopard blew up and plastered itself all over everything, but hey, animal print was in this year. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Hey, and for what it's worth? Friends don't leave you alone in the woods. Friends are the ones who come and take… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image