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I try to be open with everybody, try to make everybody feel welcome and make them feel like, hey, I'm an easy… — Adrian Peterson Copy Share Image
Hey, T-Rex? Remind me next time I want to get smartass with you that it’s a really stupid move on my part?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
If I ever get looks on the street, which, for the record, is almost never, it's rarely because they think I'm someone… — Patrick Wilson Copy Share Image
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Hey, I was lucky twice. I know it's three strikes and you're out. I don't think of myself as being invincible anymore. — Curtis Sliwa Copy Share Image
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More and more people are finding out the benefits of it - hemp and marijuana. The more they delve into it and… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I knew I was different when I was about six years of age but I just knew that I wasn't like everybody… — James McGreevey Copy Share Image
Standing here, in this quiet house where I can hear the birds chirping out back, I think I’m kind of getting the… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
That's the problem. Anyone can go and buy a restaurant. I want to be at that f - ing dinner party where… — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Blood doesn't make you family. Hell, an only child can bleed. It's the sharing of pain that makes you family. 'Cause, you… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
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Republicans have come up to me to say, 'Hey listen. My knee hurts. What do you think I should do?' I'll give… — Raul Ruiz Copy Share Image
Burn, burn tree and fern! Shrivel and scorch! A fizzling torch To light the night for our delight, Ya hey! Bake and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I can’t really trip about people not knowing, I guess in due time, all in God speed. But some amazing music I… — Teedra Moses Copy Share Image
Hey Jacob!" I felt an unfamiliar surge of enthusiasm at his smile. I realized that I was pleased to see him. This… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
