Hey Quotes · Page 24

Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who’s a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney’s a ferocious gargoyle.

— Devon Monk

I think airlines have been very much parrots. They'll just follow what everyone else is doing. Why change a model that they're…

— Tony Fernandes

I've never really been on a date, because I've been with the same girl since my early twenties, but on our first…

— Nicolas Winding Refn

I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes!…

— Jack Handey

If you were [Vladimir] Putin right now, you would say, hey, we're back to the old games with the United States. There's…

— Donald Trump

[Romeo + Juliet] is relevant when Hamlet and all of that was out, when [William] Shakespeare wrote it. It's relevant now. It's…

— Quindon Tarver

In fact, when you try to use [Hans Rosling] data to predict the future, all sorts of problems arise. But what it…

— Keith Devlin

The year was 1996, Guy Mariano and I had no clothing sponsors, and at that point in our lives we had purchased…

— Eric Koston

Despite what people think, I was such a rule follower at school. I loved the whole slacker look, like, 'Hey, I don't…

— Kristen Stewart

You know, I did start a Twitter account, but that's the only thing I do. I feel torn because I don't want…

— John Cho

About once every four days, someone comes up to me and is like, 'Hey, I know you from somewhere.'

— Carla Gallo

I don't think about the reader in any conscious way that impacts the writing, as far as, Hey, most readers would like…

— John Brandon

I was in a real conservative area just outside of Chicago recently. And this guy's like, 'Hey, Arj, you're from San Francisco.…

— Arj Barker

I don't know if directors go, 'Hey! We've got another suicide-let's call Robin Tunney! It's weird, but they're all different, and I…

— Robin Tunney

Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's…

— Amy Schumer

I hope that 9/11 has grouped us as one, and in doing so it has united us. Perhaps as a unit we…

— Doug Davidson

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you…

— Jay Leno

My first two years in the CFL, all I thought of was getting back to the NFL - it was like 'I'll…

— Doug Flutie

A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a…

— Kevin Nealon

They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.

— Si Robertson

... Hey, I didn't know you didn't like baloney." I went cold. "I don't like it. I never liked it." Soda just…

— Anonymous

You're lookin' so good in what's left of those blue jeans Drip of honey on the money maker gotta be The best…

— Luke Bryan

A short story I have written long ago would barge into my house in the middle of the night, shake me awake…

— Haruki Murakami

It's hard to bury your head in Los Angeles. People come up to you and say, 'Hey, I saw your picture on…

— Chelsea Peretti

All these words we use, anybody can be a genius now. It used to be you had to have a thought no…

— Louis C. K