Obstructions on the way to enlightenment, are you kidding? Hey, they crucify people here. You think this is an easy place? — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
i never pegged you for a fan of the obvious, sam", "i'm not, otherwise, i would've said, 'hey, shouldn't you be in… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
It's funny when I get recognized on the train. People either say ‘I love your show, dude’ or ‘Hey, where do you… — Hunter Parrish Copy Share Image
Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin'. When she said, hey man, you crazy or somethin'? — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
Hey, man, I toss a stick for a living. Gotta spice up that deal, y'know. Gotta stand out. — Breaux Greer Copy Share Image
Everything can be brought to the extreme. Food is good, overeating is bad. Possessions are good, hoarding is bad. Guilt is good,… — Lino Rulli Copy Share Image
Hey, Effie, watch this!" says Peeta. He tosses his fork over his shoulder and literally licks his plate clean whit his tongue… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I think that American presidents, that position in itself, as well as American foreign policy, it has terrorism in it. CIA agents… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
As an actor who's starting out, you can't say, "Hey, I'm too good for this." You gotta do it, because people see… — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
Hey, Ethan." "Yeah?" "Remember the Twinkie on the bus? The one I gave you in second grade, the day we met?" "The… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
But 'Hey Dude' was shot in Arizona, and that took me to the West Coast. We did 65 episodes. It was not… — Christine Taylor Copy Share Image
Hey, Hachi People always say that you only discover how precious something is after you lose it--- but I think, you only… — Ai Yazawa Copy Share Image
Women have a lot of power in private life. There are many men who would say, 'Hey, women already rule my life.'… — Dee Dee Myers Copy Share Image
There’s a passage that I love in Romans 1. … [I]t talks about homosexuality and it says that they will receive in… — David Barton Copy Share Image
One of the things that's troubling is that people see Natalie Portman or some other Hollywood starlet who boasts of, hey look,… — Anna Holmes Copy Share Image
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Dead people never seem to address the obvious - the things you'd think they'd be bursting to talk about, and the things… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
When you're missing your two front teeth, that's honesty. That is a door to your oral history. You're not covering anything up.… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
The status quo is a product of our culture or our culture is a product of the status quo - I'm sure… — Ray Anderson Copy Share Image
My partner after Fred Freeman was Jerry Belson. And Jerry Belson, after I was doing so well writing situation comedy, said, this… — Garry Marshall Copy Share Image
When I sign people's stuff I put down John 3:16 and 17. Most people can tell you what 16 says, OK. 'For… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
With acting, I get to escape into this character and embody it. With music it's like, "Hey guys, this is my diary,… — Taryn Manning Copy Share Image
I wanted to be able to tell my grandkids one day, "Hey, your grandpa ran into a burning building and survived." — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The good Lord is amazing; He opens up doors. I was close to abandoning the dream, and He was like, 'Hey, slow… — David Nail Copy Share Image
Hey birthers, wanna hear my theory? My theory was that Obama was born in America and you were born with the umbilical… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Hey, Macey, sorry to drop in but Cammie just had to be alone with me. You know how she gets. — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
A string of successes can kill you if they make you think, 'Hey, I'm smart; I can't make any mistakes'. — Harvey Mackay Copy Share Image
“If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.” — Roy Blount Jr Copy Share Image
I never aspired to be up front. When I was a kid, I didn't ever look in the mirror with a hairbrush… — Vince Gill Copy Share Image
Hey, little dolly with the blue jeans on, I want to ramrod with you, honey, 'til half past dawn. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville Copy Share Image
In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Why doesn't my stupid brain understand that I always wanted to be you? No you; no,no..you.Hey,you! now what are you smiling at. — Gopichand Lagadapati Copy Share Image
There's a lot of negative things trying to pull people down, and I think people respond when you tell them that hey,… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
If I'm hanging around too much, my wife and kids say, 'Hey, why don't you go downstairs and start a new novel?' — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
Hey guys! Wish you were here, except not really. We're having fun. Check it out-the pyramids! -Alec and Magnus — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image