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My mom shot and killed her last husband. Yeah, my dad used to say "Hey, dodged that bullet. Ha ha." — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Hey Ridley, that Machometer is acting screwy. It just went off the scale on me. — Chuck Yeager Copy Share Image
But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
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I need a lover that won't drive me crazy, someone that knows the meaning of hey, hit the highway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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