Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it... 'Hey ain't you going to… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Hey Belieber, never lower your head to anyone who criticizes you, your crown can not drop my princess. — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
Ah, man. (Talon) What? (Wulf) Friggin’ Fabio alert. (Talon) Hey, you’re not too far from the mark either, blondie. (Wulf) Bite me,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I started watching movies my grandpa did, and I saw what an impact they made on the world. That's when I said,… — Steven R. McQueen Copy Share Image
Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages?! And they also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Hey, I was raised in the church. I was an altar boy and a choir member. I almost became a priest -… — Cheech Marin Copy Share Image
Hey Lord... Whatever I done... Don't strike me blind for another couple ah minutes. — George Kennedy Copy Share Image
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Zombies are so popular. There's a lot of chaff out there. For every one person who is legitimately passionate about zombies, there… — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
When I was younger, my dad was making a music video for a band in Montreal. I was goofing around and being… — Vanessa Lengies Copy Share Image
I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I believe the first story I ever wrote was about a young girl who was terribly mistreated by her very cruel parents,… — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I want to share some insight into why someone would want to be a SEAL. A lot of us faced obstacles growing… — Howard E. Wasdin Copy Share Image
I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
The greatest way for people to experience a comedy is to go in not knowing anything about it. But because of marketing,… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
A whole big, giant world full of men. Men with blue eyes. Brown eyes. Green eyes. And indescribable shades in between. Tall… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
We [with John Logan] started talking about The Searchers, and then he went on to tell me a story about when he… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
I would ask the people who were generous toward my own work. After class one day a poetry professor said to me,… — John D'Agata Copy Share Image
I love listening to music with my mate. We don't do it often, but when we do we'll just sit there and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
That's what YouTube's become, it's become like a lot of vloggers capitalizing on this sort of like "My fans, I love my… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous… — John Green Copy Share Image
President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A kid at… — Pauley Perrette Copy Share Image
I suddenly realised, hey, I'm not a lazy idiot, I'm an idler! It's something to aspire to, it's part of the creative… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
My vocals are bad, I can't sing, hey man, I wouldn't ask you to do a drum roll if your arm was… — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Hey Nana, do you remember the first time we met? I beleive in things like fate. So I think it was fate. — Ai Yazawa Copy Share Image
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I… — Barry Webster Copy Share Image
You owe dough? You ain't give up that cheese? Hey... Sooner or later, you'll Pay, Pal (no eBay). — Joell Ortiz Copy Share Image
'What's the difference between sex and love?' Hmm. That's a good question. Hey, you interviewed Al Pacino. How'd he answer that?' — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
I've been in grocery stores, and if they're playing my music, I'll yell, 'Hey! I wrote that!' I've been next to cars… — Diane Warren Copy Share Image
Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who’s a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney’s a ferocious gargoyle. — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
I can't walk five steps without someone on a walkie talkie going, 'She's wandering over there.' I'm pretty stuck, but hey, it's… — Eleanor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Hey, Christian rock, if you want to be good, stop copying U2. U2 already did it. You know what I mean? There's… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
I'm not a guy who can go in and go, "Hey, are we doing right or wrong?" I just do it. And… — Eric Church Copy Share Image
Wherever I go, people still shout out: 'Hey, hey, we're The Monkees.' And I never tire of that. — Davy Jones Copy Share Image