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I always try to be very human in my performances and hang out with my fans. It is cool to be a… — Kate Voegele Copy Share Image
Whenever I think I know something is a classic, or an amazing song, I realise it's still so subjective, because you and… — Jay Watson Copy Share Image
When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, the gathered together one evening, slapped… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
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hey Lynch I didn't leave that car for it to sit while you just blow III — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
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What destroys more self-confidence than any other educational thing in America is being assigned to some remedial math when you get into… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
My cat, Ethel, is an indoor cat but somehow she's sneakin' out at night. 'Cause the other morning I found a stamp… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Jewish people, we don't believe in Hell or a future place to suffer. We're suffering right now. Every one of our holidays… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
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