Ants Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow sh*t.

— Mitch Hedberg

I would like to live a day in the life of an ant and hope not to get squashed.

— Kiowa Gordon

I ate ants. They weren't that bad.

— Leslie Hope

I wonder what ants do on rainy days?

— Haruki Murakami

There hath grown no grass on my heels since I went hence.

— Nicholas Udall

That's my private ant. You're liable to break its legs.

— Albert Schweitzer

My milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard.

— Ramandeep Singh

May the making of snow angels not be the only time you spread your legs this winter.

— Anonymous

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

— Steven Wright

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

— Steven Wright

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

— Bo Burnham

I can't imagine, as a human being, not being able to grow.

— Goldie Hawn