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Health Quotes by Erma Bombeck

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Motherhood is the second oldest profession in the world. It never questions age, height, religious preference, health, political affiliation, citizenship, morality, ethnic background, marital status, economic level, convenience, or previous experience.

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Cats invented self-esteem.

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To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children.

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The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar.

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The term 'working mother' is redundant.

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To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at…

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I used everything you gave me.

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Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!

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The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight.

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God created man, but I could do better.

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If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk?

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Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

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Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.…

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