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My writing voice is very much like 'Thank You for Smoking.' It's a guy's voice. It's very masculine. — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
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The Darkness at Irving. Hope to have as much fun doing anything ever as these guys have on stage. — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
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You guys are always going off about how much money you have. Do you realize what's going on in this world right… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
The difference between a hero and an also-ran is the guy who hangs on for one last gasp. — Paul Dietzel Copy Share Image
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I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy. — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
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I can score the basketball, but I think I can pass pretty well or I can make the correct pass. I'm not… — Kevin Durant Copy Share Image
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I loved the logistical reality of a guy who wants to take over the world, yet who has a family too. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
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Hollywood loves to typecast, and I guess they saw me as a violent guy. — Gene Hackman Copy Share Image
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