Brent Weinbach made [Gangster Party Line].I guess I saw it when it first came out. And that is so goddamn funny to… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it. — Thaksin Shinawatra Copy Share Image
Hey! Guy with scary eyes?" Madison called out. "You know what a moose does when someone insults her family?" Ivan raised his… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'm not a daily coffee guy at all, or energy drinks or anything like that. — Stephen Curry Copy Share Image
“Guys don’t go for me. Period. I don’t distract them. They don’t sneak glances in my direction. They don’t think of me… — Dana Reinhardt Copy Share Image
In college, the guys aren't worrying about whether they'll be able to pursue their career dreams and still have kids. — Gail Collins Copy Share Image
But, no, I don't feel my career has not been fulfilled because I didn't win the US Open. It's like the guy… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
I reeled my head back, and with violent, uncontrollable contortions, I launched a spray of yellow, soupy duckfoot vomit into the air… — Steve Hely Copy Share Image
You know, I'm allowed to f--king date, I haven't seen this guy in three years. We're in the middle of a divorce.… — Khloe Kardashian Copy Share Image
I went to see the Terminator movie the other night. Every time Arnold Schwarzenegger came on the screen this guy in front… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'we hate you, please die. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Lynch is an ordinary, smalltown guy and he just sees strange things in people. — Jack Nance Copy Share Image
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
There are probably guys who could be superstars but aren't because they didn't work at it. — Vijay Singh Copy Share Image
The Mayans were right, as it turns out, when they predicted the world would end in 2012. It was just a select… — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
I notice how well or badly a guy treats a waiter, or whether he's kind to some people and not to others.… — Sarah Wynter Copy Share Image
In a lot of ways, I'm seeking some sort of peace of mind for myself. I'm a fairly emotionally petty, resentful guy… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Boxers are resilitant guys. We know how to take of a big punch that hits us, we know how to survive. Oscar… — Bernard Hopkins Copy Share Image
To most of you, your neighbor is a stranger, a guy with a barkin' dog and a high fence around him. Now… — Robert Riskin Copy Share Image
You never want to see a guy struggle. And we've all struggled. It's part of the game. — Jacob deGrom Copy Share Image
Qian Xuesen, the father of the Chinese Space Program, studied in the United States, and he was a protégé of Theodore Von… — Leroy Chiao Copy Share Image
I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
It was when I was on the set of Dead Poets Society.There was actor,his name was Norman Lloyd. One day he took… — Ethan Hawke Copy Share Image
Showing up every day isn't enough. There are a lot of guys who show up every day who shouldn't have showed up… — James Caan Copy Share Image
Barry White is my musical hero. He was the guy who you danced to in the club and then when you took… — Mayer Hawthorne Copy Share Image
No one wants perfection. I want a confident, smart guy, obviously, but what's hot is a guy who doesn't have all the… — Daniela Ruah Copy Share Image
Political analysts say that President Bush's re-election strategy is to try and convince Americans that he's a war president. I don't get… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Gays feel about popularity the same way teenage girls do. Is it that we really want friends we can count on, or… — Perry Brass Copy Share Image
I believe how you measure a good movie is how many times you can see it. With comedies, I like to be… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
I'm a competitive guy, and when it's time to be competitive, I'm all in. — P.K. Subban Copy Share Image
When fans come up to me and Vanessa, they're really sweet and ask for autographs - but once they see the guys,… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
I've been riding for 36 years. I started when I was 14-years-old. I was one of those crazy guys, riding wheelies up… — Emilio Rivera Copy Share Image
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