Comic Quote by Dave Attell Download Open image “I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family.” — Dave Attell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comic Family Generations Guy My family
I'm sure all parents think their kids are funny, and I'm sure a lot of kids are, whether their parents are comics or not. — Julia Davis Copy Share Image
I wouldn't say I was a massive comic fan growing up, just because I now know people that really are, and I would never… — Jon Watts Copy Share Image
I'm not a comic. There's twenty five percent of me that doesn't trust people who identify as comics. — Katya Zamolodchikova Copy Share Image
I think that there's got to be a comic gene in some way, but it's so much about it is how you grow up. — Marlo Thomas Copy Share Image
I was fortunate that I was born in an era where comic books kind of grew up with me. — Samoa Joe Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had? — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Why do they collect garbarge at 5am? Why? It's garbage. It's not going to go bad again. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
It's a horrible economy but I'm trying to do my part. I just bought a new shower curtain it has all the presidents on… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I always loved as a kid reading 'Spider-Man,' and the 'Fantastic Four' would show up... it was all about that larger universe. — Peyton Reed Copy Share Image
One of the key characteristics of the comic book medium is that it is not brought to life by just one voice. — Jim Lee Copy Share Image
I identify with Superman. I am adopted, I am an only child, and I love the idea that he comes from another world, that… — Bryan Singer Copy Share Image
Before World War II, I was living a very cloistered existence, as most cartoonists do. The work I was pouring out did not come… — Will Eisner Copy Share Image
If you look at Marvel Comics, there are very few Marvel characters I would like to write. — Garth Ennis Copy Share Image
The big problem for comic art is you don't want to overwork it. If a drawing is overworked it isn't funny. It's the spontaneity… — Edward Sorel Copy Share Image
Leslie Stein's comics give readers privileged access to a complete and wholly original world of gently skewed wonders. — Jim Woodring Copy Share Image
I've certainly seen a lot of my cartoonist friends embrace 'Little Lulu' in a much deeper way because their kids love it so much.… — Seth Copy Share Image
Batman doesn't have any superpowers. He's not superhuman. He's not super. So therefore he can't be a superhero. — Craig Silvey Copy Share Image
When I was writing 'Black Panther,' on one level, I was angry because DC would never let me write 'Batman,' so I was doing… — Christopher Priest Copy Share Image
I was really into the first 'Spider-Man' films with Tobey Maguire, so it's pretty cool how it all came full circle. — Jacob Batalon Copy Share Image
