We could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
...and then she glared at me, the same glare my stepmother used to give me when I gave her the Nazi salute.… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
There is a fine line between love and hate, or haven't you heard? Sometimes it's hard to decipher exactly which emotion is… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve been playing with… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
