Funny Quotes by Winston Churchill

All wisdom is not new wisdom.

— Winston Churchill

Dead birds don't fall out of their nests.

— Winston Churchill

Nature will not be admired by proxy.

— Winston Churchill

Sunshine is my quest.

— Winston Churchill

Nothing is won without enthusiasm.

— Winston Churchill

Keep England White" is a good slogan.

— Winston Churchill

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it should be postponed.

— Winston Churchill

We must build a kind of United States of Europe.

— Winston Churchill

There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction.

— Winston Churchill

How often in life must one be content with what one can get!

— Winston Churchill

One might as well legalise sodomy as recognise the Bolsheviks.

— Winston Churchill

He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

— Winston Churchill

Watch your thoughts, they become your words.

— Winston Churchill

The object of Parliament is to substitute argument for fisticuffs.

— Winston Churchill

We shall escape the absurdity of growing a whole chicken in order to eat the breast or wing, by growing these parts…

— Winston Churchill

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

— Winston Churchill

It is the English-speaking nations who, almost alone, keep alight the torch of Freedom.

— Winston Churchill

Thus I got into my bones the essential structure of the ordinary British sentence, which is a noble thing.

— Winston Churchill

I hope I shall never see the day when the Force of Right is deprived of the Right of Force.

— Winston Churchill

I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.

— Winston Churchill

You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.

— Winston Churchill

I accumulated in those years so fine a surplus in the Book of Observance that I have been drawing confidently upon it…

— Winston Churchill

Things don't happen to me. I happen to things!

— Winston Churchill

The Fascists of the future will be the anti-fascists.

— Winston Churchill

One can usually put one's thoughts better in one's own words.

— Winston Churchill

I like things to happen, and if they don't happen I like to make them happen.

— Winston Churchill

In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

— Winston Churchill

A day away from Chartwell is a day wasted.

— Winston Churchill

A love of tradition has never weakened a nation...

— Winston Churchill

Democracy is an awful way to run a country, but it's the best system we have.

— Winston Churchill

Baldwin often times stumbles over the truth, but he always picks himself up and hurries on as if nothing had happened.

— Winston Churchill

I have had to eat my own words many times, and I have found it a very nourishing diet.

— Winston Churchill