Funny Quotes by Sarah J. Maas

“It'd be a trial run. For a date,' Connor said through his teeth. She lifted a brow. 'A date to decide if…

— Sarah J. Maas

“I can stomach being around him.' 'I'm sure he'd love to hear that thrilling endorsement.”

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“What did you get Feyre?' I slid my hands into my pockets. 'This and that.' 'So, nothing.' I dragged a hand through…

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“My money’s on yes,” Cassian said. “Want to make a wager?” “No,” Azriel said, not turning from the window. Cassian sat up,…

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“I want to paint you.' He gently lifted me into his arms. 'Nude would be best,' he said in my ear.”

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“You could honestly get Cassian a new knife and he'd kiss you for it. But Az would probably prefer no presents at…

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“It's just Mor, you know. Amren is the only person in this court who calls me Morrigan, and that's because she's a…

— Sarah J. Maas

You could do anything, if only you dared. And deep down, you know it, too. That’s what scares you most.

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“Aelin would likely laughed to see him now. The man who had stumbled out of her room after she’d declared that her…

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“No going back now,' Cassian said to Rhys, gesturing to his wings. Rhys slid his hands into his pockets. 'I figure it's…

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“I'm sorry I dumped my baggage in your lap.' A corner of his mouth turned up. 'You can dump your baggage in…

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“You and pretty Tarquin had a moment today. Do you truly think he'll join us?' 'If you mean in bed, definitely not,'…

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“... you saw how he was more than happy to serve Amarantha to remain unscathed.' ... Rhys let out a dark laugh.…

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“He grinned at Azriel. 'You handing Eris's ass to him will be my new fantasy at night, by the way.' Azriel didn't…

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“Helion braced a hand on the door frame and grinned. 'How'd you convince Thesan to give you the better view?' 'He finds…

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“You look beautiful.' I blinked at her. Mor said, 'That, Cassian, was what you were attempting to say.' He grumbled something we…

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“Just so you're aware,' Mor chirped from the other side, 'We do have to go soon.' ... 'We have thirty minutes,' he…

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“How's the training?' She gave him a smile- a true one. 'Good. We're learning how to disembowel a male.' Lucien choked on…

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“Amren,” Rhys drawled, “sends her regards. And as for this one … ” I tried not to flinch away from meeting his…

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“Amren said to her, 'I'm surprised you didn't take the king's head back to have stuffed and hung on your wall.' Nesta's…

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“Helion threw himself onto the couch across from Cassian and Mor. He'd ditched that radiant crown somewhere, but kept that gold armband…

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“You were the only ones who came to help. The only ones. And yet you asked for nothing in return. Why?' Rhys's…

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“Just don't go running after a beautiful white horse or a pretty-faced young man and you'll be fine.' 'And stay out of…

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“What do you want?' I hissed. 'An apology? For me to crawl back into your bed and play nice, little wife?' 'Why…

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“I told you that the moment we started letting females into our group, they'd be nothing but trouble.' 'As far as I…

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“Would you like me to grovel with gratitude for bringing me here, High Lord?" "Ah. The Suriel told you nothing important, did…

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“I'm curious,' he said casually. The amber in his green eyes was glowing. Perhaps not all traces of that beast-warrior were gone.…

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“I'd painted nearly every surface in the main room. And not with just broad swaths of colour, but with decorations- little images.…

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“Even in the warm faelight of the foyer, the gown glittered and gleamed like a fresh-cut jewel. We had taken my gown…

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“Pick on someone your own size, 'Cassian said to Amren, shoveling roast chicken into his mouth. 'I'd feel bad for the mice,'…

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“We'll do the warm-up, and then we're moving into some core work.' She gaped. Her... core? 'Abdominals,' he clarified, and pink washed…

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“Cassian, I think, would also savour the opportunity to shred their entire court to pieces. Starting with my parents. Maybe I'll let…

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“If you hadn't stolen my bride away in the night, Rhysand, I would not have been forced to take such drastic measures…

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“I'm not afraid of them.' 'I know you're not.' 'I just- being near them, together...' She shoved her hands into her pockets.…

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“I cast a look at where Rhys still remained sprawled on the cushions, watching us with raised brows. 'For someone who was…

— Sarah J. Maas