“It wasn't funny." "Oh, mon coeur . It was the funniest thing I've ever heard." "Jude!" she cried, stomping her foot before… — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. — Uknown Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro Everyday chatting Ask number phone Messaging Calling Meeting Express love… — Hafsa Copy Share Image
On my Nickelodeon shows - 'Victorious' is my seventh show for the channel - there's this same distinct comedic voice that goes… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Happy Veterans Day from someone who can barely handle the simulated warfare of video games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With 'Decoded,' the goal is to just keep pushing forward and challenging ourselves to tackle important subjects in creative and funny ways. — Franchesca Ramsey Copy Share Image
She's not a slow texter she's texting other niggas, so be patient and wait your turn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Freedom must be demanded and defended, by those who have been denied it and by those who are already free — Aung San Suu Kyi Copy Share Image
“So that's it?" Kenji says. "You just like him for his personality, huh?" "What?" "All of this," Kenji says, waving a hand… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time¦theyre gone. — Yo Yo Copy Share Image
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Once I started I couldn’t put it down. It was so addictive . . . like a train wreck.” — Katie Klein Copy Share Image
My walk. Let's clarify this: you're not allowed to laugh at my walk but I am. Most times I am in control… — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
I swear McDonald's ads be making stuff look good af' but once you get something in person you'll be like What the… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
It's easy to be silly in real life, but making stuff up onstage, that seemed hard. Better to be the funny person… — Janet Varney Copy Share Image
