No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
The more one knows, the luckier he is, for knowledge is the greatest gift in life. — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
Traveling has less to do with seeing things than experiencing them... — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
For without risk there is no faith, and the greater the risk, the greater the faith. — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. — John Mendoza Copy Share Image
I wish I was a dinosaur. I would never worry about if I was safe, of course I'm safe, I'm a dinosaur.… — Keith Carter Copy Share Image
“...and a third had died in his bunk of natural causes-- for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends one's life” — R. A. Salvatore Copy Share Image
Education for livelihood alone will never make our life full and complete. — Mata Amritanandamayi Copy Share Image
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it. — J Robert Oppenheimer Copy Share Image
Even writing a script which will be funny is not easy. To make the script come to life and make the audience… — Kirti Kulhari Copy Share Image
Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
PROBLEM: What should I do if I have a bestfriend that is a boy and I began to havefeelings for him knowing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image