Funny Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 43

The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself.

— Nikhil Saluja

Dear locked account users, who hurt you?

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over

— Nikhil Saluja

Let me introduce you to my fists. Logic and reasoning.

— Nikhil Saluja

KISSING, While, medically, it may not spread infection -- it sure lowers a girl's resistance;

— Nikhil Saluja

Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills.

— Nikhil Saluja

You are thoughtful... when you see me just as I am and treat me just as you are.

— Nikhil Saluja

Someone told me I should run for president. Dont you think that weve had enough boobs in the White House?

— Nikhil Saluja

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

— Nikhil Saluja

A Girl sucks. The woman swallows.

— Nikhil Saluja

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand…

— Nikhil Saluja

If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory!! That's the power of Smile !!

— Nikhil Saluja

My twitter timeline is way more impressive than my real life.

— Nikhil Saluja

They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today.

— Nikhil Saluja

Yest I climbed up a tree & read out a bird some of my tweets. She looked at me, shook her head…

— Nikhil Saluja

You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's…

— Nikhil Saluja

My condolences on all the small talk you must endure because of your desk's proximity to the elevator.

— Nikhil Saluja

I rather be hated for who I am, then to be loved for who I am not.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste;

— Nikhil Saluja

PRAISE, Something which, if directed to your wife, will lighten your marriage -- even if it frightens her at first.

— Nikhil Saluja

A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob.

— Nikhil Saluja

You are happy... when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing.

— Nikhil Saluja

You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved.

— Nikhil Saluja

You are loving... when your own pain does not blind you to the pain of others.

— Nikhil Saluja

I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream.

— Nikhil Saluja