Funny Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 22

I start remembering all the times you told me you loved me and all the moments you took my breath away.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you love someone, Don't fuck someone else.

— Nikhil Saluja

You are generous... when you can take as sweetly as you can give.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet…

— Nikhil Saluja

With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all

— Nikhil Saluja

Moving on is really hard !

— Nikhil Saluja

You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me

— Nikhil Saluja

If I kill your parents, you'll be a superhero in future.

— Nikhil Saluja

She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just won a staring contest... With the wall

— Nikhil Saluja

A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.

— Nikhil Saluja

My Birth may be normal but my Death should be History!!

— Nikhil Saluja

There's always money in the banana stand.

— Nikhil Saluja

Personality? You mean her tits?

— Nikhil Saluja

I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.

— Nikhil Saluja

Adulterate: Full price at the movies

— Nikhil Saluja

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil.

— Nikhil Saluja

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

— Nikhil Saluja

Light beer? No thanks, I still have my balls.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed.

— Nikhil Saluja

Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single…

— Nikhil Saluja