Funny Quotes by Harry Cohn

The word 'gratitude' is not part of the Hollywood dictionary.

— Harry Cohn

I have never met a grateful performer in the movies.

— Harry Cohn

I dont have ulcers, I give them

— Harry Cohn

I don't have ulcers; I give them.

— Harry Cohn

If you must get in trouble, do it at the Chateau Marmont.

— Harry Cohn

I have a foolproof device for judging whether a picture is good or bad. If my fanny squirms, it's bad. If my fanny doesn't…

— Harry Cohn

If I wasn't the head of a studio, who would talk to me?

— Harry Cohn