“Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies – but it didn’t change the fact they were small.” — Gabrielle Tozer Copy Share Image
“Being a writer is 1% inspiration, 50% perspiration and 49% explaining you're not a millionaire like J.K.Rowling.” — Gabrielle Tozer Copy Share Image
“When you’re single it can seem like everyone else comes in pairs.” — Gabrielle Tozer Copy Share Image
“Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.” — Gabrielle Tozer Copy Share Image
“That anonymous coward is probably forty years old with raging BO and still living in his mum’s granny flat” — Gabrielle Tozer Copy Share Image
“Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies – but it… — Gabrielle Tozer Copy Share Image
“Only our pinkie fingers were laced together, but it was enough to send shudders of electricity through my hand.” — Gabrielle Tozer Copy Share Image
“The way he teased me made me feel tingly and giggly, like I’d had champagne for breakfast.” — Gabrielle Tozer Copy Share Image
“The letters Y, E and S danced on my tongue and shimmied between my teeth.” — Gabrielle Tozer Copy Share Image
