Quote by Gabrielle Tozer

“Being a writer is 1% inspiration, 50% perspiration and 49% explaining you're not a millionaire like J.K.Rowling.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“I look like a lobster, don’t I?”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“When you’re single it can seem like everyone else comes in pairs.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“That anonymous coward is probably forty years old with raging BO and still living in his mum’s granny flat”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies – but it…

— Gabrielle Tozer

“Only our pinkie fingers were laced together, but it was enough to send shudders of electricity through my hand.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“One troll called me ‘Slutty the bush skankaroo’.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“The letters Y, E and S danced on my tongue and shimmied between my teeth.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“Without even realising or trying, you got me.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“Step away from the camembert.”

— Gabrielle Tozer