Funny Quotes by Ed Wynn

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More by Ed Wynn

A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny.

— Ed Wynn

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This is so SILLY (giggles)

— Ed Wynn

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Every radish I ever pulled up seemed to have a mortgage attached to it.

— Ed Wynn

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I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of every day - let the calendar take care of…

— Ed Wynn

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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.

— Ed Wynn

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