Funny Quotes by Betty White

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

— Betty White

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.

— Betty White

I think a handwritten letter - a lot of guys don't realize what that means. It's those little romantic touches that tell a lady,…

— Betty White

Ive always liked older men. Theyre just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there arent that many left! Ive enjoyed the…

— Betty White

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.

— Betty White

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

— Betty White

The thing I like to do best is my work for animals. Ive worked with LA Zoo and a number of other animal causes…

— Betty White

I'm in the acting business. That's the ego business.

— Betty White

Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.

— Betty White

A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated.

— Betty White

I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they're spying on somebody who doesn't know they're looking at them. And…

— Betty White

I happen to be blessed with loving what I do for a living. I love acting and I'm so fortunate to be able to…

— Betty White

I'm in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.

— Betty White

Retirement is not a dirty word, I am just enjoying what I am doing. If they want me to retire, then stop asking me.…

— Betty White

You're never too old for anything!

— Betty White