“I think we may have started this conversation off on the wrong foot," Robert said finally. In fact, if the conversation had… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just thought I'd let you know I've been diagnosed with awesomeness. You might want to get checked, but I doubt you caught… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Hate It When People Stare At Me And Don't Say Anything I Mean If You Want An Autograph Or Picture ..… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would be funny, to throw a party with fake booze and see how many people act wasted.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men: If you are a person of faith Sunday morning is a great time to get in touch with God and just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Hanukkah wish is to be in a relationship that lasts longer than eight days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That hot guy moment; when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Studying expands knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, crime doesnt pay. Why study? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
R.I.P to my Ex...the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church, located across from The Lies You Told Cemetery, on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear inventor of tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone ? (o_O) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Selena Gomez, wow. where do I begin? i've always loved you. you're an amazing actor and singer. I'm insanely jealous of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In an argument; Men use reason and never have enough. Women use emotion and always have too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looking at your best friend & laughing because you know what they are thinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Only Say The Truth! When I know it can't take me to jail or take ma life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even though you have free health care, I hope a firecracker doesn't blow off your thumbs this Canada Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys are like yellow Starbursts, they look good from the outside but when you get a little deeper, they make you want… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll do a little round of WTD. butnot with fans, with celebrities. I think playing WTD with fans kind of tells them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
