Funny Quotes by Al Neuharth

The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

— Al Neuharth

Never hesitate to steal a good idea.

— Al Neuharth

Don't just learn something from every experience, learn something positive.

— Al Neuharth

Be as nice as possible and as nasty as necessary.

— Al Neuharth

When the voices of democracy are silenced, freedom becomes a hollow concept. No man or woman should be sentenced to the shadows of silence…

— Al Neuharth

When big-time blunders occur in any workplace, the boss or bosses usually are at fault, not clerks or secretaries or salespeople. Not reporters, the…

— Al Neuharth

Only cream and SOBs rise to the top.

— Al Neuharth

Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny.

— Al Neuharth

“Don't tell them more than you know.”

— Al Neuharth

USA Today hopes to serve as a forum for better understanding and unity to help make the USA truly one nation.

— Al Neuharth