Food Quotes by Amy Sedaris

Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens,…

— Amy Sedaris

If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their…

— Amy Sedaris

When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth,…

— Amy Sedaris

Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.

— Amy Sedaris

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.

— Amy Sedaris

When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic…

— Amy Sedaris

I always find something to keep me busy.

— Amy Sedaris

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.

— Amy Sedaris

I am an aging Girl Scout.

— Amy Sedaris

“In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.”

— Amy Sedaris

We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.

— Amy Sedaris

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

— Amy Sedaris

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

— Amy Sedaris

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

— Amy Sedaris

I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment…

— Amy Sedaris