I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty.… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies.… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained. I like to… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm not ambitious when it comes to my acting career. I'm not breaking down my agency's doors or sending out headshots. Even… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like to just make things... If I have the TV on, I'm not just going to sit there. I want to… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I just hate the whole idea of labeling anything as a comedy. If you tell me something's funny, I'll want to rebel… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I've always been drawn to people with problems. Not just physical problems, but mental problems too. Like depressed people or killers, all… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to real-life characters. A lot of the characters I play, I've had in me since second grade. I've been dragging… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.” — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
