If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm not ambitious when it comes to my acting career. I'm not breaking down my agency's doors or sending out headshots. Even… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I love old cookbooks. I just got such a kick out of them, how the color would be way off or fake… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained. I like to… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.” — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
